Thursday, 23 May 2024

Cooking 3.5 Of Many - The Flare-Up

So aside from the trite references to contestant slips (everyone needs to add a distraction from their main point, right?) there are a number of points in this article that we should address.

How much gas-cutting is enough?

Of course the sheer quantity of gas being burned daily is a climate-frying disaster. But industry chews through the majority of that. Energy generating with gas generators is a load-balancing technique that's still used worldwide. And when I say "Industry" back there, think the huge industries that churn out potato chips and similar. 

Home uses of gas would come somewhere after that. And I haven't gotten to the topic of "cooking" yet. We use gas to heat homes, heat water, those are still large-scale uses of gas in domestic settings. The gas cookers and ovens in homes are down the list a bit, but not far. 

Time For The Activism

Taking all homes off gas for energy would be a significant saving, but it's only making more room for corporations to argue that they NEED to use gas still, they NEED to keep polluting and IT'S ONLY A LITTLE BITTY TEENY WEENY bit now that all those scurrilous criminal domestic users have come to their senses... 

Don't let them get away with that. We're being sold how much more convenient, how much more economical our changeover to electric will be, so don't let them raise the price of chips and pretzels  because suddenly it's "less economical now..." I can't stress this enough. Don't let's let us always be the fall guys for both situations. Bring the fight to the corporations, the government. 

For changing to all-electric households, fight for a Government "ecological rebate" on our electric bills - we did what you asked, now do your bit for us! Industry hasn't changed to all-electric? Charge THEM an "ecological damage tax" and use that to fund our rebate!

Now Let's Find The Balance

The major harm that comes from our reliance on gas in the home are carbon monoxide (CO) and CO2, and particulates emitted. These are the things that should drive our decision. As we've seen, being the climate villains for not switching is a pretty weak claim, and as usual it's just a corporate ploy to offload their responsibilities onto us.

I have COPD/emphysema. I also totally LOVED cooking with gas. (And remember that the slogan "Now you're cooking with gas!!" was a corporate bit of propaganda designed to sell fossil fuel in the first place so don't give the bastards a single inch!.) But I suspect that had I not been cooking with gas for 50 years, I might still have all my respiratory capacity...

So base your decision on that. It's a far more human reason than to do it because some effing corporation has skimped o forward planning shift to electric. Tine for my 'stolen slogan' -- 

KEEP THE BASTARDS HONEST! 

The situation this slogan was created for was different and now somewhat dated, but the spirit of it never gets old. 


Here's a CO balance: CO vs COnvenience. Yes gas is convenient but - is it? I have two induction cooktops and an air fryer and an electric stove now. I've used electric blenders and mixers and slow cooker and rice cookers and steamers for decades over hand beaters, wooden spoons, and more pots and pans using up space on the stove. 

And actually, the electric appliances are more convenient. Aside from the stove, everything else has timers that turn them off. I can set a timer, then get distracted by a delivery or emergency and not come back to a burned-down house. You won't get away with this on a gas stove...

My one major reason for not using electrical appliances in the past was electricity costs relative to other costs back then, and most homes not being wired for more than one appliance in the kitchen because everyone was "cooking with gas..."


Now here's another piece: Restaurants are being hit hard on a variety of fronts. 

Before we go further I can say this - it's sad that we're going back to individual kitchens (gas or electric) where one stove cooks meals for two, maybe four people a day, from a situation where one stove cooks meals for several hundred people a day, along with the economies of scale which that signifies. But also, people are more wary of social interaction since COVID and restaurants are being fleeced by larger corporations as surely as we are so prices go up and people start looking at their budget balance sheets. 

The restaurant lifestyle is ingrained in many cultures and in some cases, for millennia. As I said in the sidebar above, economies of scale. Why have a kitchen at all? It increases the size and cost of the home manyfold. Having middle class having our own kitchens has been a fairly recent development, designed mainly to sell kitchen goods and - fuels. Of course, the costs relative to income of cooking at home and buying from a street stall vendor have also balanced out, but we're seeing a worsening of the swing now because the restaurants that replaced the street vendors are closing.

Here's the CO balance of this: If more people went out for meals, that means homes could become smaller, without bulky fridges or cookers or appliances, or even two separate rooms (a kitchen and a dining room) for something we only do for a few hours a week in many cases. 

In a typical two-bedroom house, that's almost one third of the floor space, but - once fitted with whitegoods and appliances - will probably be a significant portion of the costs. 

Plus the individual wastage of food, the energy cost, and the reduced socialisation.


Oh Yeah - About Gas Again

CIRCLING BACK.... I seem to have gone everywhere with this, don't I? Almost all of these developing issues and (im)balances I wrote of come down to the greed of three distinct groups: Food corporations such as the currently out-of-control supermarkets inflating food prices; energy companies inflating energy prices; And Landlords and Real Estate inflating land, housing, and rental prices. Conspiracy New World Order theorists would say they just constitute parts of ONE group, but I can just as easily see an "Oh look - THEY'RE price-gouging and none of the grown-ups are punishing them! We need to keep up or soon they'll have all the marbles!" pure avarice at work here.

We need for restaurants to be rewarded by rebates for upgrading their cooking facilities - but also their anti-pandemic measures, such as effective ventilation and air filtering and UV sanitising so that people can feel secure eating there. 

What can I say? 300 years ago the cost of a barrow and some kind of cooking facility was a major part of the expense of running street food stall, giving up 90% of your home was part of the expense of running an inn. Then equipping a leased building was your major expense, well, that and staffing it.

Making food for a large patronage has always been expensive, but making good, healthy, food in an atmosphere of conviviality and respect was usually the way a restaurateur made a fortune at it. (Or making really dodgy food and a lot of hype , then beating a retreat before your patrons roasted you, was also a way, but didn't last as long or make as much profit...) We either need to jump straight ahead to "food replicator" scenario as in Star Trek and living in isolation, or get to the stage where eating out is once again safe and desirable. 

One other thing we need to do is to maybe start local appliance libraries and maybe community kitchens if we wanted to have the best of both worlds. 

But just throwing out gas cookers and hot water systems and furnaces isn't the whole answer... Get Activated! Get involved! And get out there!

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Wednesday, 22 May 2024

The Chips Go Down

Food can be medicine - but it can also be toxic. And not always for the obvious reasons...

Harris was a victim of the usual corporate manipulation. He ate a snack food that was advertised and promoted as a "challenge" which in this case was to tolerate concentrated doses of the capsaicin from two of the hottest chillies in the world. 

In Harris' case it was a combination of the capsaicin and an undetected heart condition that caused the death. But Pacqui (parent company being Hershey) took the product off the market, but seriously, WTFSM?

Firstly, what do peppers use capsaicin for? A defensive weapon. Something that will deter or even kill that insect or other pest that's trying to eat the pepper. Toxic? Check.

Second, presenting the chip as a "challenge." We've gotten used to "challenges" that are presented in such a social-based setting as being mildly inconveniencing activities or things like ice water, and definitely not in the sense of "challenges that could result in your death." But of course even ice water can kill someone that has a heart condition.

Lastly, who is going to jail for what amounts to this negligent manslaughter, negligent in that warnings about the toxicity of capsaicin appear not to have been prominent. Negligent in that, like so many dangerous products, it's marketed to teenagers and those with as yet undeveloped brains (proven fact BTW) and impulse control. 

Look at tobacco. I was caught up in that "Marlboro Man" hype, and I have COPD emphysema as a result. Look at What Tobacco Did Next: vaping. Look at all the executives - those responsible for those marketing decisions, responsible for hiding the deadly effects and even inventing studies to deny the deadly effects - went to jail or were sentenced to be executed. None. 

And it's all done in the name of "profit."

I feel for the plight of Harris' mother who sent her son off to school just like any other day, and find his life had been made terrifying and painful and finally ended, by a bunch of people in a boardroom discussing how they could increase profits by presenting their product in a way that guaranteed that people would push people into consuming the whole of something that commonsense would dictate they should nibble in small quantities.

And I urge every one of you reading this to become activated. Become someone that calls out these sorts of dangerous profit-driven exploits. Help stamp out that kind of cold callous greed that ruins lives.

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Wednesday, 15 May 2024

Food Appliances - part 3 of many


The Air Fryer. (And my oh so many mistakes already - a mere 24hrs in...)

I've been anti-fryer for a long time. I saw one - once - in a friend's kitchen. right alongside another identical air fryer. They said they used them both together quite often and their children loved anything crispy-fried in air... I thought I'd never have a use for one. Well, maybe. One day. In a distant future when I found one for ten bucks at the opp shop. After I'd found an induction cooker for a tenner. Maybe then.

But things change. Life moves in mysterious ways. And the landlord replaces the old gas cooker with an electric one, and that started me looking at - going back to an electric cooker... Not even kidding, one of my favourite places where I cooked up many many storms had an electric stove. 

Also luckily, I'd found a single induction cooker at an opp shop for ten bucks about a year earlier... 

Induction Cooking

That cooker opened my eyes, it did. I started using it for simple stuff at first, cooking spuds and vegetables, that sort of stuff. Then suddenly it became my main cooking appliance and the gas cooker did the simple stuff. Then the gas cooker went away and the new electric stove seemed like a dinosaur, with elements that took longer to heat than the induction cooker did to fry an egg... 

And the old ten buck induction cooker had apparently been at the opp shop for a reason, one of the switches had been dodgy from the start and suddenly the most important switch on it - the mode switch - only worked if you held your mouth in a curse word shape, crossed your eyes, and tapped it twenty times spelling out "SOS U SOB" in Morse code and by now these things cost just a few bucks over fifty and - we bought a new one. 

The old one is in my workshop and I'll replace the tac switch and use it as a second cooker. Oh and air fryers are down at the same price range and the only thing the electric cooker has is good grille and a fantastic  oven for larger roasts and bakes and - a day ago an air fryer rocked up at the door...

Both from K-Mart in case you were wondering. 

Air Fryers

In just a bit over 24hrs I've noticed a few things already - ... Hang on. Here - have a picture:

We had some hash brown shapes from ALDI in the freezer, and around eight at a time fitted in the silicone tray liners we'd bought with it, and the machine made spectacular hash browns. We sort of tasted one or two and said goodbye to our waistlines. 

No - maybe not quite, but we decided the machine was going to be dangerous. And my wife gave me that "told you we should have gotten one two years ago when I said" look and - I didn't care. I have a new cooking technique to learn! 

This is written the next evening, and dinner ALL came out of that machine. I tested a recipe for potato chips made with baby spuds but they recommended an  oil/flour/spice dredge and honestly - next time I'll skip the flour altogether and just add salt, pepper, paprika, and garlic powder directly to lightly oiled sliced potato.  Dry the potato slices first though. Fry in small batches (layers of a few chips deep only, stop every ten minutes and shake them to make sure they all cook evenly) for around 20 - 30 minutes at 200C and there's the recipe I'll be using next time, Air Fryer Potato Crisps.

Second were some Aldi crumbed chicken tenders that I always found will go slightly soggy and often lose their coating if I fried them so I've always made them in the oven. The air fryer we bought has a 3.75 litre capacity and the actual basket is a bit smaller, so only seven of the eight fit into it. It sucks because you need to do these in a single layer just like the hash brown stars. ( Oooh, more air fryer tips!)

I noted with some interest that the packet included air fryer cooking instructions so I didn't have to guess, 180C for 10 minutes turning once - you know what? Let me cut to the chase for you. Like every other packet instruction for microvwave/oven/and-now-air-fryer, it's crap. Like wife says: "ten degrees more, ten minutes longer and that's closer."

In this case, next time I'll be cooking them at 190C, for seven minutes, then turn them, check progress, and go for another five to eight. Because I *know* these can be more crisp than they turned out with the packet instructions.

Last thing was an experiment to make a frittata-style dish, beat four eggs with three tablespoons of self-raising flour, mix in a pinch of salt, some paprika, and half a cup of shredded cheese, now use one of the silicone liners as a form, air fry at 180C for six minutes, then do the old "invert to flip" into the second one (What? You didn't get two of them when you bought the machine?) and do it same temperature for five more, turn out onto a plate and allow to set, then slice and serve. Actually better when served cold. Egg and Cheese Bake. 

So, Ted - Never In A Million Years, Eh?

yeah. My wife is the best. When she edges me out of my comfort zone, she expands my horizons, and now you can expect a few more AF recipes as well. (There are thee - sort of - hidden somewhere in this article, can you spot them? 😹)

The Alternative Appliances Show, part 3.

Yeap. This is part of the series, I have two more in draft and then see where it takes us. The thing I meant to demonstrate here is that when you find a new appliance, don't be afraid to mess up, think outside the supplied recipe booklet, and be prepared for some bad potato crisp slices... I'm already wondering how low I can get this one to run in order to dehydrate something like tomato puree to make tomato powder, because that's how you get BBQ flavour... I'll fail a few more times before I figure it out, but it's part of the process. 

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Tuesday, 5 December 2023

TEdGEREE Kedgeree

NAME: _TEdGEREE Kedgeree
A British Colonial thingie, and people are re-inventing the recipe, really, there are so many emasculated homeopathic - thingies - but (Argh I’m becoming a grumpy grumpy GRUMPY old guy) originally it was someone in India thinking "I wish I had some smoked kippers or haddock for breakfas. . ." - . . . - "Boy! Please ask Cook to make something like that for breakfast! But make it a bit local, okay?" 

I'm paraphrasing a bit but this is a pastiche recipe - an Ayurvedic khichari style dish that included spices, fried onions, ginger, and lentils. As a result, if you'd like to also add ginger (I leave it out because no Kedgeree recip[e really ever mentions it) that's probably within the rulez. 

But it peeved me that so few recipes mention the lentils either. So yeah - GetchaKedgereeHere! 

INGREDIENTS/UTENSILS:
3-4 eggs
1c basmati rice (or golden sella is also nice, or any other Asia/Indian rice, whatever you think they used)
1 - 2 smoked cod fillets (any nice smoked fish actually, haddock often gets a mention) 
1c milk / water 50-50 mix
100g butter
2 onions
1/4c lemon juice max (you can use more - or less - or none - use your taste buds)
Bunch of fresh coriander 
1/4 - 1/2c frozen peas
1/4c red lentils
1tsp salt
3tsp curry powder
(or . . .)
2tsp curry powder, 1/2tsp cumin powder, 1/2tsp coriander powder
1tsp cardamom seeds or 1/2tsp cardamom powder
1/2tsp ginger powder (oh so optional!)
 
METHOD:
Hardboil the eggs. (Or use yesterday’s hardboiled eggs. Whatever happened to just having a couple of hardboiled eggs? We had pumpernickel with cream chees, chives, beetroot, and sliced hardboild eggs. Delicious and quick. Should be more of it.) Peel the hardboiled eggs. Quarter or six-way wedge them. Set aside.

Cook the rice as you normally would (with the exception of adding the red lentils along with the rice) nice and fluffy and slightly on the firm side rather than tender. (Don’t know how to make failproof rice? DON’T rinse it unless you buy really shyte quality rice. Use 2c water to 1c rice/lentils, DO add half a teaspoon of salt, bring to a boil with the lid on, then simmer and stir occasionally until the water’s evaporated. Keep putting the lid back on between stirs. When it gets to the “water almost entirely gone” stage turn off the heat and set it aside for 10 - 15 minutes. It’ll be lovely.) 

Cut the smoked fish or break it into large chunks. You can skin if you like but the flavour’s in there. Try and get as many small bones out as possible along the way. Set aside.

Peel the onions, cut off both ends, stand upright and slice lengthways into crescent wedges. Put the butter in a large enough frypan  pan and add the onions, place over low-medium heat. (Or a dutch oven or a wok, I have a big stainless steel wok and find it ideal, but you do you.) 

Add the cardamom seeds if you’re using those. (Actually, I put the cardamom seeds in the wok earlier, with a splash of vegetable oil and salt, toast them gently until they start popping, then carefully pour in a few tablespoons of water, simmer until most of the water’s gone, and by then the cardamom seeds are a bit softened. When most of the water’s gone I put that into a small bowl and wipe the pan out with paper towel and add the seeds and liquid back in a bit later.)

Once the onions start sizzling, drizzle a bit of water in (again being very careful, it’ll try to spit) and let that completely evaporate, then reduce the heat, check if the onions are soft. When they are:

Add the dry powdered spices and salt and gently fry until the aromas start to stand out. (If you’re still using slow gentle heat then this can be toasted for a bit longer than you think you need, just stop short of burning the powders.) 

Once the dry spices are aromatic, add the cardamom & liquid if you did that the way I do, add the water and milk, and bring it to a gentle simmer. Add the peas. Add the fish chunks, stir very gently. If it looks like too much is evaporating, add a bit more milk. 

(Look - I know most recipes faff around with “poach the fish in milk and water, throw away all that flavour and the dairy fats softening the curry flavours…”  - There’s a reason why so many curries and spicy foods have yoghurt or cream or sour cream as side dishes or include them in the recipe.)

Add the cooked rice and lentil mixture. This will absorb the remaining liquid, which is why slightly firmer rice is good. Once the liquid is absorbed, gently fold in most of the eggs, some chopped fresh coriander, and serve. 
 
SERVING:
You can put aside a few egg wedges and some chopped coriander for dressing when serving. You can also sprinkle some red paprika powder over the dish. (Indian paprika is slightly “sharper” in flavour than the usual red paprika you get at the supermarket but it’s worth it if you make this dish, other curries, and dips like dal and babaganoosh.)
 
NOTES:
I put a lot of stuff in parentheses in the recipe above. Because this was a flexible recipe but it has some rules. Sorry. 

It's a dish that has curry, rice, smoked fish, coriander (not parsley!) and was usually made for breakfasts by a cook hired to the particular house. The eggs and peas were added because eggs are a breakfast dish to the British and peas were a familiar vegetable, the spices and coriander added the fillip of oriental spice that the expat British enjoyed. 

I make it for dinners rather than breakfasts. My one break with tradition. 😺  (Actually, my breakfasts are always breaks with tradition - I'll probably put up an article here on what I do and why. Promise it's interesting...)
 
ENJOY!

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Thursday, 2 November 2023

Aussie Icon Anniversaries

Just last week I posted about the Aussie icon, Vegemite, reaching a 100-year anniversary, by whatever bumpy and often-offshore means. Now another icon has passed a milestone, but sadly it's not exactly what you might think...

It's Not Vegemite

So Vegemite was an Australian invention. It was modelled around some similar products but as far as I know it was Ausie. It was divisive, you either loved it or loathed it. And we lost it to overseas interests, then got it back.

Sara Lee

Now Sara Lee is undergoing a shake-up. After more than fifty years, Sara Lee is in liquidation. Fair enough, Sara's not a true Aussie but the desserts company became part of the Australian food chain in 1971 when the first Sara Lee facility opened in NSW. 

Now we have the sad news that the Australian arm, Sara Lee Holdings, has entered voluntary administration. Given the evil, greed-driven, and depressing state of the world's "economies," it seems almost like some kind of end-of-the-desserts-world knell of doom. 

Aussies need a much more fair go than we're getting. The planet needs much more of a fair go than it's getting. Please share my articles to raise awareness of these sorts of stories. Wnat to find more of them to share? Click the newspaper in the graphic below to find a list of all the most recent of my articles. You'll find quite a few to enjoy and share, across all the different topics that the different blogs cover.  The further the distribution the articles get, the more people will get these messages and start caring for our good companies, our beneficial organisations, and how to mitigate our impact on the planet that's creating the disaster we're sliding into.

EDIT 3 Nov 2023: At least our list isn't this long...

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Tuesday, 24 October 2023

Vegemite Scores A Century!

The iconic - and divisive - Aussie legend has been in production for 100 years. (Or out if you're one of those people who can't stand it.)

The iconic (and no matter which side of the debate you fall, you can't deny its status as a slightly tarnished Aussie icon) spread was born from a desire to make an Australian equivalent to the British Marmite, and was at various times up against (and sometimes using) such marketing gems of names like Promite, MightyMite, AussieMite, OzEmite - and my personal favourite but most regrettable, Parwill. 

In 1922 Fred Walker directed Cyril Callister to come up with the Australian version of Marmite and Callister did it by autolysing spent beer brewer's yeast. A competition was held to name the new product, and Fred's daughter Sheilah chose the name Vegemite out of the pool because the name Fred had chosen, "Pure Vegetable Extract" apparently failed to set hearts alight or even suggest that the product was similar to Marmite. It was for a while renamed to Parwill (Ma might? But Pa will! a really silly schoolyard pun) but luckily the name was reverted to Vegemite or we'd have a whole new level of cringeworthiness to deal with. 

Stop. Whoa. Dundee Time. 

I'd like you to reflect for a moment on the collected Australiana in that paragraph above. A really crappy Dad joke pun, a guy named Fred, another guy named Cyril, a sheila named Sheilah, beer waste turned to yet another beer product. Young Einstein eat your heart out. You're toast. Lastly, notice that it's the 100 year anniversary of that name, a century. And in cricket (Yay for Aussie cricket) a century is a score to be proud of. You get the Crocodile Dundee / Paul Hogan reference for free.

Good News Week

In Australia there was a TV weekly comedy/news show called Good News Week. It was a success, it was Aussie larrikinism at its best, and it included this segment of video that for me, cemeneted Vegemite as our most iconic icon ever. If you're eager to just see that iconinc minute and a bit of TV skip to 3:15 in the timeline, but I reckon you should just enjoy the plot developing. Reg Hunter's comment pretty much sums it up. Every audience member knew that jingle. You just don't get more Aussie or iconic than that. 

So say "Happy Century Vegemite!" It's had a pretty checkered innings but it's still there and not out.

And A Sad Departure:

Another Aussie iconic product, Fantales, sadly however won't be marking a 100th year, with manufacturer Allen's ending production earlier this year in July after a still-respectable 93 years of delighting children's tastebuds and curiosities about the stars of the world. 

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